That network operating system is like a monkey on my back!

Doggeh is called on the carpet for forgetting to back up the file server.

At our nonprofit, the thermostat is set at optimal temperature for the computers.

Another malicious hacker foiled by the kitteh patrol

Oh noes! This nonprofit is still using the DOS version of WordStar?

Bastard Operator From Hell or Basement Cat? (Same difference.)

You'd be a basket case too, if you had to support Linux, Mac, and Microsoft users on our network!

Claws. Just when you thought it was safe to go into the server room again.

Cat 5 - you're doing it wrong

I'm NOT napping! I'm checking your network cables!

Step 1: Admitted we were powerless over network cables -- that our lives had become unmanagable.

WITH FRIENDS LIKE DOGGEH, WHO NEEDZ FIREWALL?

LEGACY SYSTEMS: EVERY NONPROFIT HAS THEM.

DON'T LOOK NOW . . . OUR EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR JUST WENT INTO THE SERVER ROOM.

You want me to bring your nonprofit's server back up? Insert fresh tuna here, please.

I HATES CRIMPING MAH OWN CABLEZ.

PLZ? WE CAN HAS ELECTRONIC DOCUMENT MANAGEMENT SYSTEM?

LOOKZ LIKE SPAM . . . SMELLZ LIKE SPAM . . . HOW DID IT GET THRU R FILTERZ?

TRAINEE SYSADMIN KEEPZ DATA IN BUCKETZ