That network operating system is like a monkey on my back!

Another malicious hacker foiled by the kitteh patrol

You'd be a basket case too, if you had to support Linux, Mac, and Microsoft users on our network!

Claws. Just when you thought it was safe to go into the server room again.

Cat 5 - you're doing it wrong

Next time, we'll hire a professional cable crew.

I'm NOT napping! I'm checking your network cables!

Step 1: Admitted we were powerless over network cables -- that our lives had become unmanagable.

AFTER A LONG DAY OF EXPLAINING TO SOCIAL WORKERS WHY THEY NEED TO NETWORK THEIR PCS, I HIT THE CATNIP PRETTY HARD.

WITH FRIENDS LIKE DOGGEH, WHO NEEDZ FIREWALL?

I HATES CRIMPING MAH OWN CABLEZ.

I'M IN UR NONPROFIT'S FILE SERVER AIMING DEATH RAYZ AT UR HACKERZ

WHO SET UP THIS NETWORK? HAMSTERZ?

CAN'T REMEMBER SERVER PASSWORD!

DON'T LAUGH. . .I IS CERTIFIED NETWORK ENGINEER AND R NONPROFIT IS COMMITTED 2 DIVERSITEH!

OH HAI. I IS SECURIN UR NETWORK.

CAT 5: TO ENSURE YOUR NETWORK'S SIGNAL INTEGRITY.

NETWORKD K:DRIVE HAS AMPLE STORAGE FOR CHEEZBURGERZ