We need to make plans for every contingency. What if Microsoft buys Convio?

It's not the Blue Screen of Death, it's the Blue Screen of Sloth

You'd be a basket case too, if you had to support Linux, Mac, and Microsoft users on our network!

Technobabe looks smug because she has found a way to get the job done without Sharepoint.

NO, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU LIKE WINDOWS VISTA

NEEDZ CAPTION, PLZ!

I FOUND A MS-ACCESS DATABASE DEVELOPER WHO'S WILLING TO WORK FOR A NONPROFIT

NEEDZ CAPTION PLZ!