When the teambuilding exercise and the group hugs are over, I'd like to get back to the hardware upgrade for our nonprofit.

Breakthroughs in Nptech: Kitteh will soon dispense with PC workstations and BECOME a workstation!

I'm deeply moved by your offer to give our nonprofit 200 used Commodore PETs, but I'm afraid I'll have to decline.

We keep this one going for the Neo-Luddites at our nonprofit.

Fix your PC? No problem. That'll be ten cheezburgerz.

At our nonprofit, the thermostat is set at optimal temperature for the computers.

It's a SOFTWARE problem.

The recycling police are here to see that you don't throw that PC into the landfill.

Accidental techies at my nonprofit upgrading their own PCs . . . not so great, actually.

Ur nonprofit iz running on 486 PCs and Windoz 95?! No, srsly! Whut r U rly using?

So I told senior management, CD drives will be obsolete soon. That was 1998.

I CAN HAS PRINT-OUT, SCAN, OR FAX . . . WHY CAN'T I HAS CHEEZBURGER?

SOME HARDWARE DONATIONS ARE GIFTS UNKIND.

I'M ON UR NEW SCANNER, RUNNING IMAGE TESTZ

WE NEED HARDWARE WITH A SMALLER FOOTPRINT

HOW TO DECOMMISSION YOUR NONPROFIT'S OBSOLETE HARDWARE

OH HAI. IT ALL CAN BE RECYCLED, EXCEPT FOR KITTEH.

DOODZ UR NONPROFIT NEEDZ HARDWARE REPLACEMENT PLAN!