We need to make plans for every contingency. What if Microsoft buys Convio?

You plan to have your databases administered by volunteers? What an original idea. Original and stupid.

We can has PC at our nonprofit for every employee who needs internet access?

Kitteh and Doggeh are planning world domination through NPtech. But Doggeh doesn't yet suspect that he'll only be a minion.

The ideal nptech job balances strategic planning with hands-on tech support.

The nonprofit techies are waiting for you to start thinking outside the box.

Leadership succession planning in the nonproft sector . . . they're doing it wrong.

You could at least pretend to want to discuss our data management strategy!

Disapproving Rabbit disapproves of a nonprofit that doesn't align its technology with its mission.

LOLseal wants to be an online campaign strategist for the Humane Society when she grows up.

Nonviolent solutions to NPtech problems: We need to work on that.

So I said to our E.D., we have to hunker down and pay real money if we want to hire real technology professionals. FAIL.

Please don't distract me while I'm concentrating on your nonprofit's online marketing strategy.

Ur nonprofit iz running on 486 PCs and Windoz 95?! No, srsly! Whut r U rly using?

Nonprofit startup with no funding for ICT? Call me back when you've raised the money.

CLUECAT: THE RAGEBOY VERSION

Many thanks to Christopher Locke, also known as RageBoy!

DOES THE CLUETRAIN STOP HERE?

HIRING HIM TO DESIGN OUR NONPROFIT'S WEB STRATEGY SEEMED LIKE A GREAT IDEA AT THE TIME.

AFTER A LONG DAY OF EXPLAINING TO SOCIAL WORKERS WHY THEY NEED TO NETWORK THEIR PCS, I HIT THE CATNIP PRETTY HARD.

So I told senior management, CD drives will be obsolete soon. That was 1998.